The Hogle Zoo

A few weeks ago, I went to the Hogle Zoo with Mary and our roommate and another friend. Of course every single animal was sleeping in a hole somewhere so we couldn't see them. But we still had fun. 

When we first walked in there were dinosaurs everywhere. I was so confused. I had not come to see plastic life-size extinct animal toys. But apparently that's some theme that the zoo has got goin on. There are a few that make dinosaur noises that are supposed to be scary for children. Well I think they scared me more than any of the kids. 

Also, if you want to have sex but know you shouldn't for whatever reason....be it religious or also just out of fear of creating an accidental child...go to the zoo. That's natural birth control right there. Just observing the hell that those parents were going through trying to control those 2 foot tall beasts was enough to convince me to be celibate for the rest of my life. You better believe these pants are never coming off now, having witnessed that scene.

My favorite exhibit. We watched these guys climb around for  a really long time.

Note this guy's pose. Looks painful.

Favorite picture. Doesn't it look just like Mary??? ;-)

We didn't know why that cage was there. So naturally, I climbed in it and pretended to be a rabid animal.

You would think they would have tried to put me in the cage with King Kong (see above) with those arms.

I didn't work the camera right, and crouched down in the least flattering way possible.  Clearly.

And thaaaaaat's how it's done :-)

All in all, good day. Especially because we ended it with some delicious Nielson's Frozen Custard! I mean we had only been twice that week, as well as Coldstone once. It's not a good week unless you hit up the ice cream shops 4 times!